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First off, welcome to my little corner of the web! 
This website is a constant work in progress, and has been so for almost ten years now. ....Dayem. Almost ten years? Has it really been that long? Wow. You should have seen my very first attempt at a site! It was so terrible you can't imagine it, with garish colour-combinations and fonts that were impossible to read, but I was so incredibly proud! And my pride knew no limits when I found out how to get the text below the picture of my cat... A picture which, I might add, took bloody ages to load because I didn't know that there were other kinds of picture-files than .bmp. Ah, the memories.
Aaaaanyways, moving on. This site is made first and foremost for my own entertainment, I must admit, but hopefully there are people out there who will find some enjoyment here as well. The fan fiction archive is worth a look, I think, and my collection of lyrics is the fastest growing feature on the site. My journal is hopefully worth a look as well, maybe especially for fellow movie lovers. Feel free to drop me a note, I check my e-mail pretty religiously so it shouldn't take too long to get a reply. I guess that's all for now. Enjoy.
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General (and not-so-general) information about yours truly | |
Name/alias/nickname: | Hege, Heegee, Heygey, Kedi |
Day of birth: | 23th of May. (Gifts are most welcome! Check out the wish-list! |
Rank in the family: | I'm an only child and very spoiled. But I think I deserve some praise for actually admitting it. |
Nationality: | Norwegian (as in 'a person from Norway') |
Location: | Right behind you! *waves* Nah, kidding. Usually found in Bergen, the city of rain, or Nordfjordeid (try saying that ten times fast!) |
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Constellation: | Gemini |
Favourite animal: | Cats |
Pets: | A Shetland Sheepdog named Lovely Tam Blue (Tam for short.) |
Colour of eyes: | Green |
Colour of hair: | Dark blonde |
Height: | Tall enough to jump up and kick you in the shins if you bother me. |
Favourite ice-cream: | A combination of vanilla ice cream with chocolate bits and chocolate ice cream with chocolate bits, with chocolate sauce, pineapple bits, chocolate sprinkle and peanuts!! (Yes, I could probably use some insulin after a bowl of this stuff.) |
Greatest gift EVER: | A tee-shirt with the text: I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. |
I'm a total movie buff, and spend (too) much money on DVDs and trips to the cinema. Food is overrated, eh?
A few of my favourite movies, in random order:
| ¿ | Hot Fuzz |
| ? | the Frighteners |
| ¿ | the Back to the Future |
| ? | Finding Nemo |
| ¿ | Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
| ? | Rush hour 2 |
| ¿ | New Police Story |
| ? | When Harry met Sally |
| ¿ | Pay it forward |
| ? | the Majestic |
| ¿ | Sense and sensibility |
| ? | A Fish Called Wanda |
| ¿ | Awakening |
| ? | K-Pax |
I studied art for two years, and art became an important part of my life during those two years and has remained so. The following are some of my favourite paintings (and one sculpture), in random order and by various artists.

Some of my favourite songs, in random order:
| ¿ | Your house ~ Alanis Morissette |
| ? | Yakko's Workd/Nations of the world ~ Animaniacs |
| ¿ | Overkill ~ Colin Hay |
| ? | Me and Bobby McGee ~ Janis Joplin |
| ¿ | Holy Mother ~ Eric Clapton and Pavarotti |
| ? | Village Green Preservation Society ~ the Kinks |
| ¿ | Three Wooden Crosses ~ Randy Travis |
| ? | the Last Saskatchewan Pirate ~ Arrogant Worms |
| ¿ | Stars ~ as sung by Philip Quast |
| ? | Am I blue? ~ Rita Coolidge |
| ¿ | Love song ~ Bill Bailey |
| ? | Concrete Angel ~ Martina McBride |
| ¿ | the Saga Begins ~ Weird Al Yankovic |
| ? | Hallelujah ~ Leonard Cohen |
| ¿ | Tounge tied ~ the Cat (featuring Lister and Rimmer) |
| ? | Goodness gracious me ~ Sophia Loren and Peter Sellers |
| ¿ | Shattered ~ Remy Z |
Okay, with all that out of the way... I can't think of anything more to add that would be even remotely relevant. Not that any of this is relevant, really, but hey. I doubt that anyone read this far anyway.
Check out the rest of the site instead! Off you go, shoo!